Fishy Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head?...Ray
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?...Cliff
What do you call someone who is good at catching fish?...Annette
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?...Bob
Noah started building several arks for various parts of the animal kingdom. One was a split level job for all the fish – a multi-storey carp ark

What do you call a fish with no eyes?…Fsh
How do fish go into business?…They start on a small scale
A fish swam into a wall and said, “Dam!”
Why are fish so smart?…They are always in schools
Which fish go to heaven when they die?…Angelfish
What bit of fish doesn’t make sense?,..the piece of cod that passeth all understanding
What kind of money do fishermen make?…Net profits
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?…Birdsthigh fish fingers
Two parrots sitting on a perch…the first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”
What TV game show do fish like best?…Name that tuna
Where do fish wash?…In a river basin
What do you call a literary fish?…Salmon Rushdie
What part of a fish weighs the most?…Its scales
What fish do road-menders use?…Pneumatic krill

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