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Fishy Jokes

  • What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head?...Ray
  • What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?...Cliff
  • What do you call someone who is good at catching fish?...Annette
  • What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?...Bob
  • Noah started building several arks for various parts of the animal kingdom. One was a split level job for all the fish – a multi-storey carp ark
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?…Fsh
  • How do fish go into business?…They start on a small scale
  • A fish swam into a wall and said, “Dam!”
  • Why are fish so smart?…They are always in schools
  • Which fish go to heaven when they die?…Angelfish
  • What bit of fish doesn’t make sense?,..the piece of cod that passeth all understanding
  • What kind of money do fishermen make?…Net profits
  • What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?…Birdsthigh fish fingers
  • Two parrots sitting on a perch…the first one says to the other “can you smell fish?”
  • What TV game show do fish like best?…Name that tuna
  • Where do fish wash?…In a river basin
  • What do you call a literary fish?…Salmon Rushdie
  • What part of a fish weighs the most?…Its scales
  • What fish do road-menders use?…Pneumatic krill

ID: 31 Revised: 6/6/2013

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